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WHO IS ENNA VE CUIN?

  • Writer: Enna Ve Cuin
    Enna Ve Cuin
  • May 16, 2018
  • 2 min read
''Hello Bitches!'' - CL (2015)

Welcome to the first #TRASHARTICLE of my #TRASHLOG that nobody it's going to read right now (but hopefully yes, in a year or so!). I would like to present myself, my name is Enna PutEnna FlopEnna BitchEnna OutoftunEnna BrokEnna Rosè Gajos (or maybe not, who knows *drammatic music plays*). You now may ask yourself ''who is dis bitchzz??'', ''is she a normal ugly teenager?'', ''is she a drag queen'', ''is she another annoying Russian Hooker?'', ''is she a HE???''... Well, let me tell you something: That's your lucky DAY!!! cause, i'm not gonna answer YOUR QUESTIONS!!

here you have 10 FACTUAL FACTS about meeeeeeeeeeeeee (me and me x 8):

1. I'm a singer but i can't sing for shit, However i think that i'm pretty good in writing and producing repetitive cheesy songs (which it's a must have skill in today's music industry! TAKE THAT MUSIC TEACHER!)

2. My keyboard izzzz actually broken so i had to copy and paste the number 2 from another blog <3 thank you Bitchyf, i love ya!!! (just die, you old bitch)

I miss this shoVV (yes my double v is broken asvvell) so much <3

3. I have a terrible taste in guys, just so you know i had a crush on Erik Knudsen (Alec Sadler from Continuum). Well, better for me, i'll have no problem with my future sugar daddy XOXO.

My pussy is on fire, now kiss the flame!
Ok, i can't! HE'S SO FUCKING SKFJLAKFJ CUTE

4. I'm ITALIAN (15% Polish, 15% Albanian, 15% Russian, 15% Whore).

5. I had an F in Math <3.

6. I want to be vegan but i love fried chicken (i'm sorry, please help me)

7. I'm a virgin, i go to church every sunday...

8. And i'm also a pathological liar.

The Vixen being so done with Eureka, OMG i can't LOL

9. I'm not a Soprano, nor a Mezzo-Soprano, nor a Contralto... i'm a STONATO (ok that was terrible, sigh *cries alone*).

10. If i had superpowers i'd rule the world, so you betta watch out guyzzzzzz!

Cuz' Enna Ve Cuin iz here to take over your world, you 人間!



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