WHO IS ENNA VE CUIN?
- Enna Ve Cuin
- May 16, 2018
- 2 min read
''Hello Bitches!'' - CL (2015)
Welcome to the first #TRASHARTICLE of my #TRASHLOG that nobody it's going to read right now (but hopefully yes, in a year or so!). I would like to present myself, my name is Enna PutEnna FlopEnna BitchEnna OutoftunEnna BrokEnna Rosè Gajos (or maybe not, who knows *drammatic music plays*). You now may ask yourself ''who is dis bitchzz??'', ''is she a normal ugly teenager?'', ''is she a drag queen'', ''is she another annoying Russian Hooker?'', ''is she a HE???''... Well, let me tell you something: That's your lucky DAY!!! cause, i'm not gonna answer YOUR QUESTIONS!!

here you have 10 FACTUAL FACTS about meeeeeeeeeeeeee (me and me x 8):

1. I'm a singer but i can't sing for shit, However i think that i'm pretty good in writing and producing repetitive cheesy songs (which it's a must have skill in today's music industry! TAKE THAT MUSIC TEACHER!)

2. My keyboard izzzz actually broken so i had to copy and paste the number 2 from another blog <3 thank you Bitchyf, i love ya!!! (just die, you old bitch)

3. I have a terrible taste in guys, just so you know i had a crush on Erik Knudsen (Alec Sadler from Continuum). Well, better for me, i'll have no problem with my future sugar daddy XOXO.

4. I'm ITALIAN (15% Polish, 15% Albanian, 15% Russian, 15% Whore).

5. I had an F in Math <3.

6. I want to be vegan but i love fried chicken (i'm sorry, please help me)

7. I'm a virgin, i go to church every sunday...

8. And i'm also a pathological liar.

9. I'm not a Soprano, nor a Mezzo-Soprano, nor a Contralto... i'm a STONATO (ok that was terrible, sigh *cries alone*).

10. If i had superpowers i'd rule the world, so you betta watch out guyzzzzzz!

Cuz' Enna Ve Cuin iz here to take over your world, you 人間!

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